- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Xzibit

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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