why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Nick Cannon

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Elizabeth Warren

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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