Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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