1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Anti Joke

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