prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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