- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

A fish swims up your penis...

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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