- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Muslim athletes.

Internet Explorer

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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