Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

its funny cuz i laughed!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Major League Soccer

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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