Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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