Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Asians.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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black people

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Anti Joke

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