- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

How old is your mom Dead

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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