- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

woman..parallel parking

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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