Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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My parents died!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Feminism.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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