A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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I am dyslexic

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David Cameron

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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world peace

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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