Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Anti Joke

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