- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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