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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured