- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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