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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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I regret everything.....

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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darude- sandstorm

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Refrigerator

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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