Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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