Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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