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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

DEATH.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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