How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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How old are you? 20

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24

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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