- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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