When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

That's what SHE said!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops