- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

My parents died!

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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