- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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