laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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THE GAME.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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