What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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VAL SUCKS

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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