Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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