- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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