Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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