Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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2 Penises

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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tommy is retared

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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