Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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what do gay people eat?? food

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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KONY 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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