I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Please? No.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

i like it in the mouth

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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