An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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