- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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