What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What comes after 69? 70

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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