Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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don't read this

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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