Guess what? Bananas

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A French man gets into a fight

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How come anti jokes r funny

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

good one jess !!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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