- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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