- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

God

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

It's long!

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

you suck

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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