Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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balls

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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