How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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david weres the slug gone

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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