- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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