Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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