A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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