HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Religionh

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Jeff

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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