Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Anti Joke

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