- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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