What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Sam Hengal.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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