- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

How would you rule?

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Good afternoon.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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