- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Your mom is so nice.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

how bout that airplane foood!!!1