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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

to get to the other side.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Of course, first door on your left

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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