What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

dick dick dick... frogs

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Me Neither.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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