How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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