- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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