- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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