--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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