What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Nah

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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