- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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