you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Asians

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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