ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

flavin's head

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

i just pooped that is all!

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What? Yes.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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