Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

do you have a wife?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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