- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why? Why Not?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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