Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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