Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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poop

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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