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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What does two plus two equal? 4

whats polish and black a polish black person

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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