a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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NAACP

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Donald Trump.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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