- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Bags of delicious poop.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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