- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

The Female Orgasm

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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