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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Thats what she said

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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