- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Obama being reelected.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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