- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Gus's mom

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

haha black people :D

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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