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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Gus's mom

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

haha black people :D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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