Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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