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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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