- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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