- Anti Joke

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.