Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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