What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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