what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Women's rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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