There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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