Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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The game.

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