A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Barack Obama.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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